Man, I had the worst poker game the other day. What happened was that we here at We Live Together had a friendly little lesbian strip poker match and everything was going fine up until when I got trip aces on the river, and then the girls basically said "fuck it" and stripped off all of their clothes, started to fuck all over the place and made a real porn movie. I don't know about you guys, but that is completely unsportsmanlike like. How would you like it if you were playing a pickup game of basketball, are poised to shoot a three and then BAM! a lesbian fuck fest. It's ridiculous. I can't take it anymore, working for We Live Together.